Not Me! Monday

Alright, so I decided to give this a try. I was introduced to MckMama's blog and have to read it everyday now. Her story is so cool and she has a talent for writing. Go check out her blog sometime.Okay, so here we go. Just take note that there may be tiny trace of sarcasm throughout the rest of this post.
It is not me that is on a non-dairy, no eggs diet because my son does not have an allergy to milk and eggs.
It is not me that, because of the diet I am not on, decided to research egg substitutes for cooking and found out that you can use applesauce instead. Therefore, it was not me that tried to make brownies using applesauce instead of eggs and found out that it does not work. So I did not throw away a whole pan of brownies.
It was also not me that thought I could make pudding using rice milk instead of cow's milk, and found out that that doesn't work so well either.
I am not the one that wants to write children's stories and always has several ideas floating around in my head.
I do not have a headache from my ears ringing so loud I thought my eardrums might explode.
I do not like the show Heroes, so I am not going to go watch it with my hubby.